Gun Matte Blue

a few bad ones xx funny or not xx i say not xxx?
What do you do if you see a person having an epilepsy attack in a bathtub? Throw your laundry in quick
How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his b*tt
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer
.What do you call a man with a pint of beer on his head? matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep? Mat
Ha ha Good ones Chris.!!!
10/10 For the Springboks on the game.!!!
We played like potential World Champions.!!!
Cheers.!!!
Stoeger – Coach Guns Single & Double Trigger